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Pew Research Explodes the Myth of the Age of Obama

April 7, 2009

The Big Zero’s partisans, and his teleprompter itself, have been making the claim for the last two years that his election would represent the beginning of a new, post-partisan era of American politics. I think that the latest Pew Research poll can put that idea safely to bed.

While the partisan divide in the poll is striking, the most important trend identified in this article is the similarity of the numbers of the three baby boomer presidents listed: Clinton, George W. Bush and Obama. This should not be surprising, as all three of these leaders employed an ideological approach to the Presidency early in their administration. However, it does suggest that the idea, promoted by authors like historian Sean Willentz and others, that Obama’s election represents the switch to a new era of politics is overstated. From these numbers, it appears rather that the election of Clinton inaugurated an era of hyper-partisanship, a trend which has been augmented by the rigid political approach of the Bush administration and the reflexive radicalism of the Obama administration.

That Republicans have turned on the Obama administration so rapidly should be no surprise. His administration has repeatedly renounced their principles as obsolete, he has refused to engage their ideas in any meaningful way, and he has declared economic war on all productive members of society with his budget. He has made it abundantly clear in his economic policy that he seeks to destroy economic liberty and replace it with patronage and dependency. He has made it equally clear in foreign policy that he seeks to cede the United State’s superpower status in the hope of appeasing America’s critics. Is it any surprise that this has won him the antipathy of Republicans?

Although Obama promised a post-partisan America during the election, it seems that this is less of a priority to the President than transforming the United States into a homogenized and docile society. In order to accomplish this, it is necessary for Obama to achieve political hegemony by promoting divisions, driving wedges, and spurring jealousy. Post-partisanship, a noble goal placed in the service of an ignoble cause, has been jettisoned.

Some day, likely after the baby boomers have passed (FINALLY) from positions of influence, we will return to a less ideological era of government. Unfortunately, this era will likely not come until American’s are forced to confront the inevitable crises that the Bush and Obama administrations’ irresponsible spending will have provoked. For now, we can only hope that enough of America is left after the partisan era to put our society together again.

Our Greatest Diplomat Strikes Again

April 1, 2009

Our majestic ruler scores another diplomatic coup: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/toby_harnden/blog/2009/04/01/barack_obamas_gift_for_the_queen_an_ipod_your_majesty

In addition, he confirms something that some of us have suspected all along- that if this was 1776, he would have been a Tory.  “There’s one last thing that I should mention that I love about Great Britain,” thundered the greatest man of this or any age,  “and that is the Queen.” 

After paying due accedence to her Britannic majesty, the Big Zero resumed berating our democratic allies for their failure to adopt authoritarian economic policies.

How to Make a Speech Like the Big Zero

April 1, 2009

Calm and Charismatic

 

 

After watching several Big Zero speeches over the last few weeks, I realized that they all are essentially the same.   Use this outline to make your own Barack Obama speech!

 

1) Identify the issue.

 

Example:  “If left on its current course, our industrial economy is environmentally and economically unsustainable.  Too many people are working, and too many of them are adversely impacting our planet.  In order to develop the economy of the future, we must take action now to eliminate this economy of the past.”

 

2) Provide a wildly inaccurate, meaningless, or patently false statistical anecdote to highlight the problem.

 

Example:  “During the 1930s, the wealthiest 10% of the population carried 90% of the federal tax burden.  Now, the wealthiest 5% of the population has accumulated 40% of the nation’s wealth, and controls 70% of it.  Living standards have relentlessly continued to rise.  This greed is unacceptible.”

 

2a) If possible, cite Ronald Reagan.

 

Example:  “Previous Presidents, including Ronald Reagan, recognized the threat that corporate greed represented.  This is why Reagan called Wall Street an ‘Evil Empire.’”

 

3) Claim that a broad consensus has emerged behind the crazy-assed solution you are proposing.

 

Example:  “Look, paleontologists have known for a long time that mortgage-backed securities pose a perpetual risk to the stability of the financial sector.  There is no dispute about this.  That is why we must take firm action now against the kulaks.”

 

4) Contrast your reflexive ideological response to the problem against a previously unheard-of straw man, then attribute this view to unseen enemies.

 

Example: “Some people believe that the solution to the financial crisis is to kill the first born male child in every household. I reject this.”

 

5) Conclude that only solution to any problem is to do as you command, as the only other alternative is to “do nothing.” 

 

6) Cock head back and preen like Mussolini.

 

Il Duce